$ cat /company/about.txt
A deliberately small,
specialized IT house.
ithouse is five engineers in Copenhagen running enterprise infrastructure for 500+ sites. No account managers, no tiers, no queue. When you write, you talk to the people on this page.
// The roster · entire headcount: 5
SA
Saad Ali
saad@
Founder
Everything.
on the phone
KS
Kristian Sølje
kristian@
Co-founder · Platform
Rebuilt the platform in 2022. Still writes most of it: caching, deploys, the control plane.
shipping
JK
Jonas Kruse
jonas@
Infrastructure & SRE
Owns the fleet and the graphs. Usually fixes things before your monitoring notices.
watching graphs
ZA
Zainab A.
zainab@
Customer experience
Project management and onboarding. Every migration is planned down to the last DNS record before anything moves.
onboarding clients
FH
Frederik Holm
frederik@
Security
WAF rules, audits, patching. Tries to break your site before anyone else can.
breaking things
on-call rotates weekly · escalation path: the next desk
// What "personal" means
Tuesday, 03:12.
A bot swarm hits a customer's store in the middle of the night. Jonas acks in 37 seconds, because the person on call owns your stack, not a runbook about it.
You find out it happened from the postmortem, which we'd already written.
edge-cph-2 · incident logresolved in 4 min
03:12:04alertp99 latency 1.9 s · threshold 800 ms
03:12:41jonasack, on it
03:15:22jonasbot swarm from two ASNs · challenged at the edge
03:16:05statusall green · p99 84 ms
03:31:57jonaspostmortem drafted → your inbox
08:57:00youwake up. read what happened over coffee.
2016
Founded in Copenhagen
5
Engineers, the whole company
500+
Sites under management
~1 min
Median first response
// The model
A partner, not a provider.
Most hosts hand you a server and wish you luck. We work as your hosting partner and take responsibility for the outcome: every site on the platform is critically monitored and tuned to perform, frontend and backend.
No add-ons, no upsells. Monitoring, security, and tuning are the product, not extras. We make money by keeping your site fast and online. Incentives aligned.
Frontend, watched. Core Web Vitals, caching, image delivery, CDN hit rates. We measure what your visitors actually feel and tune it continuously.
Backend, tuned. Slow queries, PHP workers, cron load, memory. We profile the stack under real traffic and keep it fast as you grow.
From frontend to backend.
One partner.
Plans from €99/mo, migration included.
No lock-in.